Monday, 30 October 2017

Are you looking for a similarity or contradiction?

By: ExtraFunnyPicture On: October 30, 2017
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  • There is a saying "the opposites are attracted" ... but it's not the same for me
    so ... they do not attract me guys who are totally bumpy from me, already
    I'm attracted to someone like me.

    Whose attitudes are truly similar to mine? Some people like similarities
    on the other side to like each other, but that's very fast
    finds out.


    Women's mail of the year

    By: ExtraFunnyPicture On: October 30, 2017
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  • The man was forced to go to workevery day while his wife stays constanthouses.
    He wanted her to see through what he didpasses, and prayed:
    `` `` Dear Sirs: I go to work every oneThe day and I work there for 8 hours until my wife just staysat home. I want her to know through what I'm going through,and so I ask you to allow her bodyReplace with mine for one day. Amen.````
    God, in his infinite wisdom,approved a man for this wish.
    The next morning, of course, the man iswoke up like a woman. He got up, made breakfastto his wife, awakened the children, prepared themclothes for school, laid breakfast, packed a meal,drove them to school, returned home and picked upthings that are for chemical cleaning, took them toChemically, he stopped at the bank to raise money, done itshopping, then went to the house to leavegroceries, cash bills and in the middle of a checkbook. He replaced the sand in a box for the catand bathed a dog.
    At that time it was already 13 hours, and he was gazing at itset up beds in sleeping rooms, operawashing, sucking, blasting dust and blasting under ukitchen; He ran to the children in the school and got upin a quarrel with them on their way home.He saved them milk and cookies andhelped them with domestic tasks. Then it ishe prepared the ironing board, so he watched the TV dockhe ironed the laundry.At 16.30, he began to peel potatoes and followsalad vegetables, rolling pig snick in the ovenand lustio grasac for dinner.After dinner, he cleaned the kitchen,included a dishwasher machine, folded underwear,He bathed the children and put them on sleep.In 9 he was exhausted and how to knockjobs have not yet been completed, he has goneto bed because he was expected to lead lovewith a woman, which he somehow managed to do without a complaint.The next morning, as soon as he awoke, he kneltis the end of the bed and said:
    `` `` `Lord, I do not know what I mean. I'm a lotI made a mistake when I envied women every dayI stay at home while I'm at work. Please, whenI beg you, let me go back to my ownbody.````
    The Lord, in his great wisdom,Answers:`` `` My son, I feel that you have learned your ownThe lesson, and I will be happy to return everythinghow was it. Just, you'll have to wait 9 months.Last night you got pregnant. '' ``
    This e-mail was selected definitelythe best mail of the year by women's usersof the Internet.


    Calculate your phone number

    By: ExtraFunnyPicture On: October 30, 2017
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  • 1. Type the first three digits of your phone into a calculator (note: only for seven-digit numbers)
    2. Multiply that number by 80
    3. Add 1
    4. Multiply with 250
    5. Plus the last 4 of your phone number
    6. Plus the last 4 digits of your phone again
    7. minus 250
    8. Share with two
    9. You should get your phone number

    П.С. do not type 064 or 063 but just number (7-digit digit)

    Computer problems

    By: ExtraFunnyPicture On: October 30, 2017
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  • Support: What kind of computer do you have?User: white ...---------------------------------Goodday, I'm Marta, I can not print. Every time I try to show upmessage "Can not find printer". I even picked up the printer and put itit's in front of the monitor, but the computer still says it can notfinds ...-----------------------------------User: I have a huge problem. My colleague put the screen saver on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears!---------------------------------User: My keyboard does not work at all.Support: Are you sure that it is plugged into a computer?User: No. I can not see the back of the computer.Support: Lift the keyboard and make 10 steps backwards.User: OKSupport: Did the keyboard go with you?User: Yes.Support: This means that the keyboard is not connected. Is there another keyboard there?User: Yes, there is another keyboard. Aaaa ... this works!-----------------------------------User: can not "pop up" on the Internet.Support: Are you sure you are using the correct password?User: I'm sure. I saw that my colleague had joined the same one.Support: Can you tell me what your password is?User: Five Star.----------------------------------Support: Click on the "My computer" icon on the left side of the screen.User: your left or my left?---------------------------------Support: Good afternoon. How may I help you?User: Hello ... I can not print.Support: Will you click in the way I am and ...User: Listen to your friend; do not start professional with me! I'm not you, Bill Gates!---------------------------------User: I have a problem to print in red ...Support: Do you have a color printer?User: No.---------------------------------Support: What's on your monitor now?User: Honey bought by my boyfriend in a supermarket.---------------------------------By Drunk: Now press F8.User: Does not work.Support: What exactly did you do?User: I pressed the F key 8 times, just like you told me, but nothing happens ...---------------------------------Support: Your password is a small letter like an apple, and the big letter V as Viktor, and number 7.User: Is it big or small in letters?-----------------------------------By Drunk: What Antivirus Program Do You Use?User: Netscape.Support: This is not an antivirus program.User: Sorry, sorry ... Internet Explorer.-----------------------------------Support: Microsoft technical support, can I help you?User: Good afternoon! I've been waiting for more than 4 hours for you. Can youTell me how long I should wait before you can help me?Support: Uff ..? Excuse me, I do not understand your problem?User:I worked in Word and clicked on the help button more than four hours ago.Can you tell me when will you finally be able to help me?-----------------------------------Support: How can I help you?User: I am writing my first e-mail.Support: OK, and what kind of problem is your problem?User: Well, I wrote a letter, but how to put it in the mailbox !!

    He crashed a passerby who did not tell him how many hours he was!

    By: ExtraFunnyPicture On: October 30, 2017
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  • He crashed a passerby who did not tell him how many hours he was!


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    Threshold can be dangerous if a person does not know exactly in the middle of the night
    time, as one Prazanin ate passers-by when asked how much
    It was hours, did not get the answer.

    A bizarre incident happened on
    periphery of Prague to a 31-year-old young man who approached him at night
    The man kindly asked him how many hours he was.
    The young man replied that he did not
    He knows how to prove his sleeve to show that he does not have an hour, what he is about
    unfamiliar with his force bite in his hand and shocked young man by the way
    he pulled out of his pocket and wallet with several hundred euros.
    "The police, however, qualified it as a robbery," she said in a daily newspaper "Idnes" of Prague police spokeswoman Eva Miklikova.

    She had a pen in her head all her life

    By: ExtraFunnyPicture On: October 30, 2017
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  • To one German, 59 years old, a pencil was removed from the head, due to which for almost a lifetime it suffered from severe headache and nosebleeds.

    When she was four years old, Margaret Vegner fell and a pencil in her hand stuck in her head.

    "The pen pierced the skin and just disappeared in my head," she told German newspaper Bild, adding that the pencil passed very close to vital parts of the brain.

    At that time, no one dared to operate, but the technology had made enough progress in the meantime allowing physicians to remove the pen from her head.

    During an operation carried out at a private clinic in Berlin, the patient was taken out of the skull most of the pencil about eight centimeters long. The tip of the pencil, about two centimeters in length, however, was so tightly adhering to the surrounding tissue that it was impossible to remove it.


    The Arkansas family got a 17th child

    By: ExtraFunnyPicture On: October 30, 2017
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  • The couple from Arkansas got the 17th child, the seventh daughter in a row, but announced that they would not stop there.

    Jennifer Danielle was born yesterday in a hospital in Rogers, Arkansas state, said parents of the girl Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar.

    Michel said she and her husband would want more daughters.

    The Dager family lives in a house of 650 square meters in Tontitaun, and their children's names begin with the same letter.

    The oldest child of the Dager's son, Joshua's son, is 19, and now the youngest Joan (Johannah) has to be two years old.

    The hosts hosted several cable TV shows Discovery hell (Discovery Health).

    Among the interesting facts about Daggers, published on Diskaver's site, it is said that children were born in all months except in June, that Danger's had consumed about 90,000 diapers and that Michel had a total pregnancy of 126 months and 10.5 years.

    Chocolate shoes

    By: ExtraFunnyPicture On: October 30, 2017
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  • Chocolate-making company Theobroma Cacao's has designed beautiful modern chocolate shoes, which are as much as 50 percent cheaper than the real ones, and the couple only costs 45 pounds.

    These shoes are made from Venezuelan chocolate and contain 70 percent of cocoa, and are part of the new collection "Erotique", which will be launched by this company.

    If you want to make yourself happy for a dear feminine person, here's a real gift that combines two great passions of women: shoes and chocolate.

    In addition to being chocolate, shoes are filled with strawberry and champagne sweets, and even in certain places they are gilded with 22 carat edible gold.

    The collection "Erotique" will contain 11 different items that include a replica of the right shoes.

    All items will be packed in a golden-brown box and wrapped in purple Christian Dior silk.


    The Japanese have invented remotely for people

    By: ExtraFunnyPicture On: October 30, 2017
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  • Scientists from the Japanese company "Nippon Telegraph & Telephone Corp." constructed the first remote control for people. The part of the steering wheel that looks like a headset is placed on the head and it emits low-voltage electrical impulses. The AP's reporter, on which the device is tested, claims that, after the headphones were placed on the head, and the controller turned the joystick left, she turned against her will left, although she intended to go to the right. The feeling was similar to drunkenness. Japanese scientists believe that the use of this technology in the entertainment industry will be very popular, while on the other hand military experts are already considering military applications of the invention.

    The disease laughter

    By: ExtraFunnyPicture On: October 30, 2017
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  • The illness that occurs in the Foru tribe in New Guinea is one of the worst in the world. They call it kuru, and cheese is known as a laughter disease. She was sent with laughter and good mood. although she is not too funny and happy, because the one who gets sick from her is waiting for death.What are the symptoms of this disease? What is the cause? Can the death of the one who hurt her be avoided? How to protect people from this evil?Of the disease, kuru, people are affected by both sexes and all ages. Its first signs are the stomach burns that spread to the muscles of the abdomen, and then the other parts of the body. Patients do not have any pain, they are very moody and happy, although they can not gradually walk, sleep, swallow, or move their eyes and head. But, despite all this, they are happy and laughing loudly. A great laugh lasts until their deaths. The truth is weird when we know that when a man is sick, he is not very moody. On the contrary.Some American and European doctors have been interested in studying this phenomenon, finding the right causes for what it is becoming, and also trying to cure these unhappy people. They came to know that members of this tribe could have been cannabis. They did not dig their dead, they ate some parts of the body, which was a special ritual, and the bones were thrown by beasts. Indeed, very cruel!Scientists think that the disease is derived from slow-acting viruses, the smallest of all known viruses, but they could not detect it with the highest magnification of the microscope. They tried to treat patients with all the latest drugs, chemotherapeutics and antibiotics, but without any success. In patients, after several months, death occurred.There is a science of helplessness, but to try to approach this phenomenon from the spiritual aspect. It is obvious that this disease is caused by the demon, because the snow and good mood despite the poor clinical image of the patient extends. This laugh is associated with the obsession of one or more demons who in the end, unfortunately, carries a man to death. Why does the god allow the demons to overcome their tears, cruelly torturing them and executing them? This is because they are cannibals, which is the greatest sacred. These people can be helped exclusively by reading exorcism (prayers for expelling demons from the body) since they will repent before for the great sin they committed. But, he said, these people did not know the true God, our Savior Jesus Christ, to help them.However, fortunately, the natives of New Guinea from the Fog tribe are increasingly abandoning this satanic ritual of cannibalism, and so the disease "kuru" slowly exits.