Are you looking for a similarity or contradiction?

There is a saying "the opposites are attracted" ... but it's not the same for me
so ... they do not attract me guys who are totally bumpy from me, already
I'm attracted to someone like me.

Whose attitudes are truly similar to mine? Some people like similarities
on the other side to like each other, but that's very fast
finds out.

Women's mail of the year

The man was forced to go to workevery day while his wife stays constanthouses.
He wanted her to see through what he didpasses, and prayed:
`` `` Dear Sirs: I go to work every oneThe day and I work there for 8 hours until my wife just staysat home. I want her to know through what I'm going through,and so I ask you to allow her bodyReplace with mine for one day. Amen.````
God, in his infinite wisdom,approved a man for this wish.
The next morning, of course, the man iswoke up like a woman. He got up, made breakfastto his wife, awakened the children, prepared themclothes for school, laid breakfast, packed a meal,drove them to school, returned home and picked upthings that are for chemical cleaning, took them toChemically, he stopped at the bank to raise money, done itshopping, then went to the house to leavegroceries, cash bills and in the middle of a checkbook. He replaced the sand in a box for the catand bathed a dog.
At that time it was already 13 hours, and he was gazing at itset up beds in sleeping rooms, operawashing, sucking, blasting dust and blasting under ukitchen; He ran to the children in the school and got upin a quarrel with them on their way home.He saved them milk and cookies andhelped them with domestic tasks. Then it ishe prepared the ironing board, so he watched the TV dockhe ironed the laundry.At 16.30, he began to peel potatoes and followsalad vegetables, rolling pig snick in the ovenand lustio grasac for dinner.After dinner, he cleaned the kitchen,included a dishwasher machine, folded underwear,He bathed the children and put them on sleep.In 9 he was exhausted and how to knockjobs have not yet been completed, he has goneto bed because he was expected to lead lovewith a woman, which he somehow managed to do without a complaint.The next morning, as soon as he awoke, he kneltis the end of the bed and said:
`` `` `Lord, I do not know what I mean. I'm a lotI made a mistake when I envied women every dayI stay at home while I'm at work. Please, whenI beg you, let me go back to my ownbody.````
The Lord, in his great wisdom,Answers:`` `` My son, I feel that you have learned your ownThe lesson, and I will be happy to return everythinghow was it. Just, you'll have to wait 9 months.Last night you got pregnant. '' ``
This e-mail was selected definitelythe best mail of the year by women's usersof the Internet.

Calculate your phone number

1. Type the first three digits of your phone into a calculator (note: only for seven-digit numbers)
2. Multiply that number by 80
3. Add 1
4. Multiply with 250
5. Plus the last 4 of your phone number
6. Plus the last 4 digits of your phone again
7. minus 250
8. Share with two
9. You should get your phone number

П.С. do not type 064 or 063 but just number (7-digit digit)

Computer problems

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He crashed a passerby who did not tell him how many hours he was!

He crashed a passerby who did not tell him how many hours he was!


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Threshold can be dangerous if a person does not know exactly in the middle of the night
time, as one Prazanin ate passers-by when asked how much
It was hours, did not get the answer.

A bizarre incident happened on
periphery of Prague to a 31-year-old young man who approached him at night
The man kindly asked him how many hours he was.
The young man replied that he did not
He knows how to prove his sleeve to show that he does not have an hour, what he is about
unfamiliar with his force bite in his hand and shocked young man by the way
he pulled out of his pocket and wallet with several hundred euros.
"The police, however, qualified it as a robbery," she said in a daily newspaper "Idnes" of Prague police spokeswoman Eva Miklikova.

She had a pen in her head all her life

To one German, 59 years old, a pencil was removed from the head, due to which for almost a lifetime it suffered from severe headache and nosebleeds.

When she was four years old, Margaret Vegner fell and a pencil in her hand stuck in her head.

"The pen pierced the skin and just disappeared in my head," she told German newspaper Bild, adding that the pencil passed very close to vital parts of the brain.

At that time, no one dared to operate, but the technology had made enough progress in the meantime allowing physicians to remove the pen from her head.

During an operation carried out at a private clinic in Berlin, the patient was taken out of the skull most of the pencil about eight centimeters long. The tip of the pencil, about two centimeters in length, however, was so tightly adhering to the surrounding tissue that it was impossible to remove it.

The Arkansas family got a 17th child

The couple from Arkansas got the 17th child, the seventh daughter in a row, but announced that they would not stop there.

Jennifer Danielle was born yesterday in a hospital in Rogers, Arkansas state, said parents of the girl Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar.

Michel said she and her husband would want more daughters.

The Dager family lives in a house of 650 square meters in Tontitaun, and their children's names begin with the same letter.

The oldest child of the Dager's son, Joshua's son, is 19, and now the youngest Joan (Johannah) has to be two years old.

The hosts hosted several cable TV shows Discovery hell (Discovery Health).

Among the interesting facts about Daggers, published on Diskaver's site, it is said that children were born in all months except in June, that Danger's had consumed about 90,000 diapers and that Michel had a total pregnancy of 126 months and 10.5 years.